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weekend breakfast poll: so what do you eat in the mornings after the party?
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A) Left over take out (only to realise it was last week's)?
B) Big greasy fry up (during the week you only do muesli and macrobiotc food)?
C) Forage around the fridge for ANYTHING not covered in mould (or not that much anyway)?
D) Wake the person up lying next you (if they're still as look good as they did last night after 20 tequilas) and get them to make you breakfast..in bed...?
E) Your mum will bring you your fave cereal( 40 yrs living at home has it's up sides)?
F) You can't thinkof breakfast, as you are still hugging the toilet bowl since you got home at 4 ...after 20 tequilas...and last night's take out is still coming out...(along with other thigns you don't remember ingesting)?
G) You'll take what the hospital offers you(How the hell did you end up in hospital???The last thing you remeber before going out, is ordering take out...)??
.-)
I usually wake up bright and early, jog the 2/3 miles to the gym, work out for an hour or so, 30/40 laps of the pool, sauna, shower and power-walk home again. By that time the two members of the Brazilian women's beach vollyball team I 'pulled' the night before are up, and have prepared breakfast, cleaned the house, done my laundry and are readying themselves in the bedroom for the matinee performance...
...or sometimes I just fall out of bed around mid-day - coffee, cigarette, eat the remains of last nights take-away and head back down the pub for the ol' 'hair of the dog'.
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Because Brian Hugged His Mother $18.42 A simple, small act of kindness may go much farther than you think. Brian wasn't looking for anything in return when he gave his mother a great big hug. Brian's hug set in motion a series of unselfish acts that reached more people -- and even animals -- than he could ever know. It is a story that happens every day, with infinite variation, among good-hearted people everywhere. This is retired teacher David Rice's second book for Dawn. |
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Toilet Mug $14.95 The hysterical Toilet Mug is a gross way to enjoy 12 ounces of your favorite steaming pile of coffee, tea, or any brown-tinted liquid! Everyone will know exactly why your breath is unusually sour and smelly when you drink out of this toilet bowl mug. Complete with hand-painted toilet details, co-workers will be dumbfounded, family members disappointed, and dogs jealous when you sip or eat out of this toilet cup! Measures 5.5" x 6.75". Type: Home Accents Color/Finish: Multi-Color |
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Free Shipping. Toilet Brush $74.99 Hide your toilet brush in plain sight with this sleek toilet brush canister. This stainless steel toilet brush holder provides you with a classy way to store your toilet cleaner. This toilet brush canister can be tucked away discreetly into a corner close to the commode. The sleek design of this bathroom accessory makes a great addition to any decor. Due to the health issues posed by the possible use of this product, Stacks and Stacks will not accept nor allow any returns for this item. This item ships directly from the manufacturer. Product usually arrives in 8-15 business days, depending on destination, including order processing and shipping. APO/FPO shipping unavailable |
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The Exploding Toilet $14.3 Hey, did you hear about the guy who dropped a lit cigarette into the toilet without seeing the gasoline rags soaking in the bowl? Of course you did, it happened to your cousin`s gym teacher. Or was it your gym teacher`s cousin? Story tellers David Holt and Bill Mooney follow up their previous hit, Spiders in the Hairdo, with a whole new collection of modern urban legends. Here you`ll find stupid criminals, government SNAFUs, scary stories, and a section featuring the Internet. These stories are too good not to pass on. Once you start telling them, your friends will say you`re on a roll!Collects modern urban legends about the government, criminals, and scary incidents, and includes a section featuring the Internet. |
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Wave Toilet Caddy Chrome $32.99 Combining a toilet paper holder and magazine rack, the Wave Toilet Caddy Chrome is a great storage solution. As a self contained stand this a great bath accessory when you don't want to install a permanent toilet paper holder. A compact footprint make this easy to place anywhere. Features a sleek, wave design. Made of chrome plated steel. This item ships directly from Stacks and Stacks. Product usually arrives in 2-8 business days, depending on destination, including order processing and shipping. |
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Unger Toilet Brush System $19.99 0% 1 Kit 1 lb 26" Length Toilet Brush System 2 x Replaceable Brush Heads Ergo Toilet Brush System is a complete toilet bowl system. 26" handle lets you effectively clean bowl and urinal without bending. Reservoir in brush holder prevents used brush from leaking on floor. Nylon brush heads do not harbor harmful bacteria. System comes with two replaceable brush heads. BBWHR Bowl Brush No Nylon Nylon Bristle Toilet Brush System Unger Unger Enterprises, Inc Urinal www.ungerglobal.com |
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Baby Bjorn Toilet Trainer $29.95 Mastering something new can take a while. The BABYBJÖRN Toilet Trainer makes learning to go to the bathroom a little easier for your child. Soft lines make the toilet trainer a comfortable place to sit and ensure that your child is correctly seated. No sharp edges against baby’s skin. It’s easy to adjust the toilet seat to fit your toilet the first time you use it. After that, your child can simply put it on and remove it on his or her own. The BABYBJÖRN Toilet Trainer is easy to clean and the inward sloping splash guard prevents spills outside the toilet . A practical handle makes the toilet trainer easy for your child to put away when not in use. Easy to adjust and fits firmly onto most toilet seats.Ergonomic design allows your child to sit comfortably and correctlyEasy to cleanCurved and slanted splashguard that helps prevent splashes Type: Potties Material: PLASTIC Age: Child Color: Snow White with Red Color Mapping: Red |
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TEQUILA: HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR TOILET TODAY? Mug for Coffee / Hot Beverage (choice of sizes and colors)
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TEQUILA: HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR TOILET TODAY? Large BELLA TOTEBAG w/ pockets (Choice of Colors)
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Parenting Help: 9 Slip Ups to Avoid in Toddlerhood
The best parenting help in the world would be if each toddler came with an individual owner's manual to assist parents in the trying times of toddlerhood. Sure there is plenty of helpful advice out there from other moms and dads and professionals, but every child is different, with a different temperament so usually parents end up on a trial and error basis when using parenting help to assist in raising their toddler. Much of parenting is trial and error and not giving up until you find the help that works best for you and your toddler. A perfect example of this is a toddler's bedtime - getting them to go to bed without a fuss and remain in bed throughout the night.
This particular parenting help is to lend you a hand in avoiding the slips ups that end up slowing down our efforts and working against quicker successes. When dealing with toddlers, regardless of the technique you are using for whatever situations, avoid these nine slips ups to help your ride be a little less bumpy and support whatever technique you are using for whatever situation.
Slip Up #1: Not Enough One on One
Make no mistake that family time is important but be cautious not to go overboard but rather concentrate more on having one-on-one time with each child. Professionals have always stressed to parents how children, especially toddlers love one-on-one time with their parents.
Simply get on the floor with them and play. No distractions, no TV, no telephone calls - just you and your toddler. Let him see that at that time he is the only thing that matters.
Slip Up #2: Being Inconsistent
Engraving your toddlers life with consistency is what will award you with a more durable and agreeable toddler. Toddlers especially thrive when they know what to expect. Like a consistent bath time and bedtime, and even what to expect when they are not behaving.
The parenting help to assist in fixing this problem is to keep regular routines for your toddler. Have a system set up with your partner ahead of time that both of you will use when your toddler acts up. Make sure your caregiver adhere to the same system and make it clear that regardless of whether she agrees with it or not she must follow the same system as you and your partner. Systems will change and be revised as your toddler grows through the stages of childhood.
Slip Up # 3: Too Much Explaining
Dr. Phelan explains that at the time when a parent says "No" to something, and the toddler insists, and then parent begins to explain, once again why - this is what Dr. Phelan calls the talk-persuade-argue-yell-hit pattern. The argument goes back and forth with tears from the toddler and further agitation building in the parent.
Once you lay down the law avoid eye contact. If toddler disobeys, give a BRIEF verbal warning. If toddler persists then go into whatever consequence you decide to use for this type of misbehaving, such as time out or, some parents will simply ignore their toddlers continuous demand once they have already laid down the law. This is the what I use with my toddler and it works quite well. I say it once, if she argues, I give a brief verbal warning, if she continues I ignore her demands within the particular situation at hand. Remember that toddler's are not adults and are not able to grasp reasons for things so explaining is not accomplishing anything except frustration.
Slip up #4: Serving Only Toddler Foods or Favorite Foods
Feeding your toddler only fish sticks and fries or mac and cheese will prevent him from wanting to eat anything else. Doing this early on will cause you to have to break bad habits and enforce new ones which we all know is a tough task.
Encourage your toddler, as early on as possible, to eat grown up foods, healthy ones of course. If you do this early on you will find they are less reluctant to try new foods and will have a broad desire for different type foods. Don't always fall prey to their, "I don't like it!" Introduce new foods one at a time, if they resist, wait a week and then try again with that same food. Toddlers who are conditioned to eat the same kiddie foods, will often say they don't like another food just because they don't want it but after a few tries they will usually go for it and thus broadening their scope of meals. Picky eater toddlers are quite common so by introducing new foods at a regular pace you help them open up to different types and tastes of food. If they fight you, don't make a fuss and don't allow yourself to become a personal chef to your toddler as this will open a whole other can of worms you will have to deal with.
Slip Up #5: Lending Too Much Help
When you see your toddler taking time to do something or struggling a bit, think twice before you jump in and help. Constantly helping your toddler before you have given him a chance to succeed on his own is sending him a message that he is incompetent or incapable of doing something. You will also be interfering with their ability to become self-reliant.
Of course, there are times when a toddler does need help but give your toddler the chance to see it through on his own. When you do offer help, avoid completing the task for him. Only help a little and then allow him to continue on his own. Cheer your toddler on as he works at his task and encourage him not to give up. Children need to learn to endure struggle and persevere, an important parenting skill to start teaching during the toddler years.
Slip Up # 6: Potty Training Too Soon
Another very common slip up, parents inveigle their toddlers into potty training to soon. They tend to use harsh and abrupt reprimands which turn into a power struggle, putting a very negative, unhappy tone for their toddlers, which usually backfires and does not get the results they think it will. This type of behavior can easily cause the training to take even more time, making your toddler feel insecure and less likely to even attempt toilet use.
Parenting help says parents can set the tone for their toddler by introducing the toilet and briefly explaining what its use is. Consider showing your toddler how the toilet is used by using it yourself and he can watch. In good time your toddler will want to copy you, and at this point you can praise his wonderful new skill of using the toilet. Don't forget to introduce the skill of washing hands along with toilet so the two tasks become one complete measure.
Slip Up# 7: Big Kids Bed Too Soon
I have always been puzzled as to why this slip up is so common as well.A baby's crib not only keeps them safe but it also helps enforce good sleep and bedtime habits. Moving your child to a bed before he is ready will play havoc with his sleep patterns and put parents in a position of exhaustion when they find themselves in the position to lay in bed with their toddler until he falls asleep, or the other side of this picture is all too common which is toddlers waking in the middle of the night and climbing into bed with mom and dad.
When your toddler starts climbing out of his crib or asks for a real bed, this is the best time to begin the change from crib to bed. This usually comes between the ages of 2 to 3.
Slip Up #8: Allowing Too Much TV/Movie Time
Professionals will tell you that according to recent studies toddlers who watch too much TV often have glitches in their learning abilities later on. Too much TV also promotes laziness and you will find your toddler doesn't want to do anything else but watch TV. Watching too much television is also associated with overweight kids in childhood.
Instead of TV keep your toddler active by helping him use his imagination through pretend play, creative games, reading, outdoor activities. Talk to your toddler to promote language, verbal skills, and listening. The less TV time your toddler has the better.
Slip Up #9: Handling a Tantrum
Here is a parent's biggest nightmare, especially when it happens in public. Why? We feel judged and for whatever reason a toddler having a tantrum in public makes parents feel inadequate in their parenting, which is ridiculous because all toddlers have tantrums regardless of their mom and dad's parenting level. There is no point in trying to talk your toddler out of his tantrum, and there is no point losing your temper because it only makes things worse and will make your toddler cry and scream even more. Remember it is your toddler who is most important and not people and their opinions. Not to mention most of these people have simply forgotten that they too were once in the same position as you, or they simply have not yet dealt with their child having a tantrum.
Ignore the glares; don't even look around to see if anyone is looking at you. If someone has something to say put a smile on your face and ask them if they remember the days of toddlerhood. Then, take your toddler to a change of location away from the public eye and let the tantrum run its course. Once your toddler is finished his tantrum, give him a loving smile and hug and carry on with your day.
With this parenting help you now know 9 slips ups to avoid when traveling through the toddler years, helping to make parenting in toddlerhood a little less of a bumpy road and adding more value to your parenting skills.
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About the Author
Michel Jayne has 22 years parenting experience, with a teenager and Kindergartner under her wings. She offers parenting tips, tricks and solutions to help with raising kids, having a good relationship with your spouse, keeping your family healthy and how to have a baby sleep through the night, every night.
