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Who of you had funny, very romantic or slightly crazy or very unusual marriage proposals?
I am just asking because I was the one who put the question to my husband and I didn't do it in a very romantic way.. well we still have a happy marriage and have been married 20 years now. I just wonder what it's like to get a very imaginative, crazy, funny or utterly romantic proposal. I would be grateful for sharing your story with me about your proposal.. if you are a woman who proposed to her partner that's fine also...Thanks
Mine is "unusual" !! My husband and me were living together already. One night, after work, he went to see a friend who had flown in from Italy. When he came home, totally drunk, he came crawling to our bed and was moaning something. I woke up, and saw him on the floor, with a look of "pain" in his face and screamed (it was 2:00 a.m.): "What's wrong? Are you sick?" He was now lying on the floor and moaned:"I have something in my pocket. Will you get it, will you?" I got up, and took a nice "diamond stone" out of his pocket. I asked:"What is it?" He:"It's a diamond stone and will you marry me?" I said:"What the hell happened to the ring?" He replied:" I have no clue, I just have a stone!" I went to bed, he remained on the floor and the next morning, he himself, remembered part of the story and apologized immediately and "put on a whole new act." Nine years and two kids later, here I am, lol !!
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Thinking Up Really Funny Stuff for Funny Aprons
Having to think up really funny stuff for funny aprons is harder than how it works. You might be asking yourself "how hard could that be? You just need to be funny!" But you can't be funny on command, especially if you have to be in the right mood, talking to the right people and waiting for really funny stuff to pop into your head. And even when really funny stuff does pop into your head, you need to scramble around for pen and paper so you can capture that thought before it disappears oh, drat it.
Sometimes, you get the best ideas for really funny stuff for funny aprons when you're not cooking, or not even thinking about your kitchen or food at all. For instance, one idea that cropped up just now is this: a chef holds his junior chef by the lapels and growls "Never share spoons! How would you like it if I shared toothbrushes with you? Never share spoons!" As Einstein once complained in frustration, "Why is it that some of my best ideas crop up when I'm in the shower?"
Having to think up really funny stuffs for funny aprons on impulse often produces the best one-liners you could ever hear of. And having to think up really funny stuffs will produce jokes that you wish have never been attributed to you, because they just plain suck. Let's face it, being funny is different from thinking up really funny stuffs and some people are just born funny in the same way that some people are born to be chefs. And that sounds like an excellent message to place on a funny apron, isn’t it?
By the way, here's a new joke "what do you call a chef wearing ear plugs in the kitchen?" Answer: "Anything you like, he can't hear you anyway." Again, that is something that popped up just out of nowhere just now. And you probably have a lot of things you want to tell the chefs you know that would sound best if they were wearing ear plugs at the time. So now you have a good idea of what type of gift to give them right? Aside from funny aprons, that is.
All these ideas for funny aprons probably makes you wish you could think up really funny stuffs that would be perfect not just for funny aprons but to use during parties and other get-togethers. For instance, you could sneak in a rubber chicken into the chef's kitchen as he/she is busy cooking and wait for his/her reaction. It can only go two ways, you know – he/she will either howl in rage that he/she has just chopped up a rubber chicken, or he/she will find it extremely funny. Either way, you should wait in the background so you can have a clear escape route should rage be the first reaction. You never know how these chefs react – they take cooking way too seriously sometimes.
If you do find someone who thinks that cooking is practically a religion, then maybe you should give him/her some funny aprons to use. That might help him or her lighten up – or make him/her one worse cook. Cooks and chefs are hard to predict that way.
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Having to think up really funny stufffor funny aprons is harder than how it works.
