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The young priest nods, and the old priest continues, "And you said more
beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I
supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir. We're
packed to the balcony!!"

"Thank you, Father," answers the young priest. "I'm pleased that you're
open to the new youthful ideas."

"However," says the elderly priest, "You went too far with the
'drive-thru' confessional."

"But, Father," protests the young priest, "my confessions and the
donations nearly doubled since I began that!"

"I know, my son," replies the elderly priest, "but that flashing neon
sign, 'Toot 'n Tell, or Go To Hell' cannot stay on the church roof!"

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theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the
church always fills
first now."
The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued,
"And
you told me
a little more beat to the music would bring young people
back
to the church,
so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll
gospel
choir.
We are packed to the balcony!!"
"Thank you, Father, " answered the young priest.
"I am pleased
that you
are open to the new ideas of youth."
"However, " said the elderly priest, "I'm
afraid you've gone
too far with
the 'drive-thru' confessional."
"But, Father, " protested the young priest,
"my confessions and
the
donations have nearly doubled since I began that!"

"I know, son, but that flashing neon sign,
'Toot 'n Tell, or Go To Hell, ' just can't
stay on the church
roof!"