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Light Guinness Pint
Hi everyone...'There's nothing like a good curry...'?
An Englishman, Welshman, Scotsman and an Irishman were all sitting down discussing what is the fastest thing in life.
After much deliberation the Englishman said;
''I believe it is the process of thought, it comes out in a flash''
''Good try'' agreed the Scot, ''but I think ''blinking'' is even quicker.''
''Pretty good but not quick enough, ''quipped the Welshman. ''I'm sure electricity is faster; just think if you hit any light switch you get instant light''
After a few moments Paddy cut in, ''I believe you all have valid points but I think Diarrhoea wins outright !''
''What the HELL are you talking about, Paddy?'' chimed the 3 other guys.
''Well it is like this. Last night I went down to the local curry house for a vindaloo, which I washed down with 12 pints of Guinness, I then retired to bed.''
''However at 3 o'clock this morning, before I could think, blink or turn the light on, I shat myself !!''
Hope you liked this one.. good night all..Toe.
Mmmmm, I huv heard that if ye try yon Tena pads, ye can huv a night oot anywhere withoot embarrassment. Maybe need a wee air freshener tae mask the big whiff!! Liked the joke anyway!! Wee star fur originallity!!!
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Pint of Guinness $19.99 Pint of Guinness - Photographic Print |
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Guinness $16.46 For millions of beer lovers the world over, a properly poured pint of Guinness Stout is as close to perfection as beer gets. Each year, fans of the legendary black liquidation enjoy two billion pints of the beer known for its distinctive creamy head and rich drinkability. Ireland's most famous export, Guinness Stout—and the people who have brewed it—hold a unique place in the history of beer, business, and Ireland itself.They say that good things come to those who wait. When you wait on a perfectly poured pint of Guinness Stout, you know you're getting something good. It's more than just a pint of beer; it's a mouthwatering visual presentation of the quality and taste you're about to enjoy. And millions wait patiently for their pint every day. To find out why, famed beer and beverage writer Bill Yenne talks to everyone from Guinness's master brewer to typical pubgoers about the beer they hold dear. Whatever magic makes it so delicious, it's powerful enough to soothe the souls of beer lovers from Dublin to Boston to Buenos Aires to Lagos, and everywhere in between.But Guinness is more than a delicious beverage, it's also the name of the remarkable family of brewers and entrepreneurs whose story is worthy of legend, and who occupy a prominent place in Irish history. In Guinness, Yenne traces the 250-year tale of the family and its namesake beer. Beginning with Arthur Guinness, the entrepreneur patriarch who first began brewing at St. James's Gate, Dublin, in 1759, the story follows succeeding generations of the Guinness family through the years. Yenne follows not just the fortunes of the family Guinness, but also the development of the brand and the beer—from Arthur's earliest porter to the beer that is enjoyed in 150 countries today.For Guinness aficionados, this tale offers an inside look at a legendary brewing company and the craftsmanship and pride that go into every keg. For anyone who hopes to keep their business vibrant and dynamic for the next few centuries, the book offers important lessons on continuity, quality, and innovation. For everyone who loves a good beer story, Guinness offers a perfect pint more than two centuries in the pouring.Sit back and enjoy. |
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Pint Pendant by Tech-Tiella $92 Raise a glass to the frosty and delicious Tech-Tiella Pint Pendant. The flared shade comes in a cool, frosted White or warm Amber case glass, accented by three metal pin details available in two complementary finishes. For mounting options, see below. Tech-Tiella rail products are not compatible with Tech rail products. Out of Skokie, IL, Tech-Tiella Lighting produces some of North America's best low-voltage lighting solutions, including rail track systems, pendants, track heads, wall sconces and ceiling fixtures. Tech-Tiella Lighting is part of the Tech Lighting family of brands. The Tech-Tiella Pint Pendant is available with the following: Details:Case glass shadeMetal accentsPyrex glass shield72" field-cuttable suspension cableLow-voltageETL ListedOptions:Finish: Bronze, or Satin Nickel.Shade: Amber, or White.Mounting: Freejack, Monopoint, or Monorail.Mounting Details:Freejack: See Related Items for mounting options.Monopoint: Includes one 4" round flush canopy and low-voltage transformer.Monorail: Includes Freejack adaptor for Monorail installation.Lighting: One 50 Watt 12 Volt Bi-Pin Low-voltage Halogen lamp (included). Shipping: This item usually ships within 3 to 5 business days. Dimensions: Shade: Diameter 4.4 In., Height 7 In. Cable: Length 72 In. Hanging Length: Overall Length Adjustable to 79 In. |
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Guinness Mens Slipper - Size 8 $4.99 Size 8. Guinness. Polyester. Peace of mind: If you're not happy with your purchase, simply return it unworn, in perfect condition and in undamaged packaging, within 30 days for a full refund. If you live and breathe the Black Stuff then you'll love these slippers. If you're enjoying your pint of Guinness at home these comfy slippers are ideal for that long walk to the fridge. |
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Guinness Mens Slippers - Size 9 $4.99 If you live and breathe the Black Stuff then you'll love these slippers. If you're enjoying your pint of Guinness at home these comfy slippers are ideal for that long walk to the fridge. Guinness. Peace of mind: If you're not happy with your purchase, simply return it unworn, in perfect condition and in undamaged packaging, within 30 days for a full refund. Size 9. Polyester. |
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Guinness Mens Slipper - Size 10 $4.99 Size 10. Guinness. Polyester. Peace of mind: If you're not happy with your purchase, simply return it unworn, in perfect condition and in undamaged packaging, within 30 days for a full refund. If you live and breathe the Black Stuff then you'll love these slippers. If you're enjoying your pint of Guinness at home these comfy slippers are ideal for that long walk to the fridge. |
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Guinness Mens Slipper - Size 11 $3.99 Polyester. If you live and breathe the Black Stuff then you'll love these slippers. If you're enjoying your pint of Guinness at home these comfy slippers are ideal for that long walk to the fridge. Guinness. Size 11. Peace of mind: If you're not happy with your purchase, simply return it unworn, in perfect condition and in undamaged packaging, within 30 days for a full refund. |
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Guinness 'Lights Show'
Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman?
An Englishman, Welshman, Scotsman and an Irishman were all sitting down discussing what is the fastest thing in life.
After much deliberation the Englishman said, "I believe it is the process of thought, it comes to one in a flash"
"Good try" agreed the Scot, "but I think blinking is even quicker."
"Pretty good but not quick enough," quipped the Welshman. " I am sure Electricity is faster, just think if you hit any light switch you get instant light"
After a few moments Paddy cut in, "I believe you all have valid points but I think diarrhoea wins !"
"What the feck are you talking about, Paddy?" chimed the three other guys.
"Well it is like this. Last night I went down to the local curry house for a vindaloo, which I washed down with 12 pints of Guinness, I then retired to bed. However at 3 o'clock in the morning, before I could think, blink or turn the light on, I shat myself !"
thats very funny, i'm just emailing this around the office right now.
