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Is this blonde joke awesome or what?
These 2 blondes were driving down the road while drinking beer. Suddenly they saw police lights in the rearview mirror. "What do we do," asked the passenger. "Just follow my lead," the driver blonde said. She peepled the label off the beer bottle and stuck it to her forehead. The passenger blonde does the same. Then the police officer walks up to the window. "Have you ladies been drinking?'' the officer asked. "Of course not," answered the blonde driver. "See, we're on the patch!"
okay there it is, did you like it?
just noticed a couple typos. sorry, but you get the idea
That's actually pretty funny...
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Beer Tray by Alessi $120 Alberto Alessi says the Alessi Beer Tray was an "example of an era of the consumer society which was destined to disappear quickly, a time I'd call pre-design, prior to the phenomenon of Designer goods in all of our homes." The Beer Tray is a re-edition of the Alessi tea and coffee sets project, representing bar and kitchen objects of '20s, '30s and '40s. Made of mirror polished stainless steel. Designed by the Ufficio Tecnico Alessi. Alessi, known as the Italian design factory, has manufactured household products since 1921. The stylish and fun items offered are the result of contemporary partnerships with some of the world's best designers of unique and modern home accessories. The Alessi Beer Tray is available with the following: Details:Made of 18/10 stainless steel Mirror Polished finishDesigned by Ufficio Tecnico AlessiShipping: In Stock items ship within 1 business day. Others usually ship within 2 weeks unless otherwise noted. Dimensions: Tray: Height 2 In., Overall Diameter 14.25 In. |
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Splugen Beer Glass by Alessi $30 The Alessi Splugen Beer Glass, a 2000 Achille Castiglioni design, is crystal glassware with a weighted base. The Splugen holds 12 ounces of favorite suds, fits securely in the hand, and adds sophistication to social gatherings. Each glass is sold individually. Alessi is an Italian company. Its corporate mission is to bring a utopian priority to affordable, high design for the home and office. PROPOSITION 65 WARNING: Consuming foods or beverages that have been kept or served in leaded crystal products or handling products made of leaded crystal will expose you to lead, a chemical known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm. Shipping: In Stock items ship within 1 business day. Others usually ship within 2 weeks unless otherwise noted. Dimensions: Diameter 3.5 in., Height 6.5 in. |
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Think Light Beer $59.99 Think Light Beer - Wall Decal |
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90th Anniversary Limited Edition Beer Tray by Alessi $120 The Alessi 90th Anniversary Limited Edition Beer Tray is a re-introduction of the Alessi tea and coffee sets project, revisiting the popularity of bar and kitchen objects of the '20s, '30s and '40s. Alberto Alessi recalls this object as being a part of his childhood, an object that reflected the consumer society of the day. First introduced in 1934. To celebrate 90 years of excellence, Alessi has released a limited edition version of their most inspirational and iconic home accessory items, each one representing the particular decade in which it was introduced. Beginning with their popular Cocktail Shaker made in 1923, each collectible piece features a unique 90th Anniversary stamp detailing the designer and the year the product was made. Alessi: looking ahead to the next 90 years. Alessi, known as the Italian design factory, has manufactured household products since 1921. The stylish and fun items offered are the result of contemporary partnerships with some of the world's best designers of unique and modern home accessories. The Alessi 90th Anniversary Limited Edition Beer Tray is available with the following: Details:Made of 18/10 stainless steelMirror Polished finishLimited edition with a special stamp and anniversary packagingDesigned by Ufficio Tecnico Alessi, 1934Shipping: In Stock items ship within 1 business day. Others usually ship within 2 weeks unless otherwise noted. Dimensions: Item: Height 2 In., Diameter 14.25 In. |
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Periodic BeEr $16.99 We're going to bet that you are currently not drinking beer because you're at work, and unlike ThinkGeek World Domination HQ (which has a Beer Fairy), casual imbibing is frowned upon in your office. There, there. It's going to be okay. You know, we have job openings. Just sayin'. You know what makes us feel better? Learnin' stuff. So let's get to it. Despite what this shirt suggests, your beer should not contain either beryllium or erbium. If it does, you need to seriously consider switching to another brewer. Carlsberg Brewery was the location of Søren Sorensen's work on the pH scale. "Skunked" beer is more properly termed "light-struck." When UV light hits beer, it kicks off a chemical reaction, breaking down the isohumulones and creating 3-methyl-2-butene-1-thiol. It's an organosulfur compound, the same thing a skunk sprays. Good for scaring off predators. Bad for beer. Beryllium and Erbium printed with their atomic properties in white on a beer-colored, 100% cotton t-shirt. Okay. So it may not be the same color as your beer of choice, if you drink, say, pilsner or stout. We aimed for the middle ground to cover most of our beer drinkers. Oh, and please wear responsibly. |
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Mr Beer Classic American Light Beer Mix $14.99 Classic American Light light in color clean in flavor and dry in the finish. This American styled lager has been tricked up with an extra dose of premium hops to enhance the aroma and flavor without making for a bitter beer. For the smoothest flavor serve ice cold after a period of cold conditioning and be sure to have plenty on hand! Mr Beer beer mixes are born upon the fertile grain fields of majestic New Zealand! Refill brew pack brews 20 delicious 12 ounce beers. Includes one can of super co |
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Penis Light-up Beer Glass $7.99 These Light Up Party Beer Glasses are great for any bachelorette or birthday party, just try not to be a d*ck after drinking too much from |
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Snow Beer $68.51 High Quality Content by WIKIPEDIA articles Snow beer is a lager beer from China. It is brewed by a joint venture between SABMiller and China Resources Enterprises. As of 2008, it is the best selling beer brand in the world, with annual sales of 61 million hectoliters. However, Snow includes a large range of beers; when Budweiser, Bud Light and the other members of the Budweiser family are counted as a single brand, they easily top the sales charts with over 100 million hectoliters a year. Author: Surhone, Lambert M./ Tennoe, Mariam T./ Henssonow, Susan F. Binding Type: Paperback Number of Pages: 82 Publication Date: 2010/08/20 Language: English Dimensions: 6.00 x 9.02 x 0.20 inches |
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Sanuk Beer Cozy Sandals $32 Sanuk Beer Cozy Sandals: Made out of the finest ingredients, just like your favorite brew, the Sanuk Beer Cozy Sandals are that shining light after a long day. |
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What a Pulitzer Prize Winner do ？
As a writer, I've felt that someday, somewhere my work would touch human hearts, bridge continents, unite generations.
One night, it did.
I'm at McKinley's Tavern, sipping Amber Bock. The Blues Band is on a break. A small, white-haired man sits two barstools away.
"I've got ten kids," he boasts. "And two grandbabies on the way. My youngest daughter is in the Army. I think the world of that girl. Last five years, she's been in Germany. "
"Does she call you?"
"Sometimes. But with her schedule and the time difference, we don't talk much anymore. " His lips tighten as he looks into his beer. "It costs a bundle to phone over there. She tells me, 'Call collect, Dad. 'Anhui can't put that expense on her. "
"Write a letter," I suggest.
"Can't hold a pen," he says. "I've had four strokes. My arm is paralyzed. " To show me, he lifts the lifeless limb with his good hand.
I grab my journal, open to a clean page, and lean forward, pen in hand. "What's her name?"
I look into his bloodshot eyes and ask, "Shall I start with 'Dear Suzie,' 'Hi Suzie,' or 'Suzie, how the heck are yak?'?"
"All of that." He grins, exhales smoke.
"Dear Suzie," I slowly repeat, then pens the words. "You talk, I'll write."
He presses the bit stub of his cigarette into the small tin ashtray, reaches for another Camel, lights up and inhales.
"Tell her I'm down to one pack a day...and...I eat every day ...at the Senior Center. The food is wonderful. Spaghetti, cake, ice cream. All you can eat. "He adds with a chuckle, "Just no beer."
I listen and write nonstop.
"Tell her I think the world of her. Tell her Jen and Dave are getting married and Pat and Tim are getting divorced.
Tell her Uncle Wilbur is still up on Doe Island, workin' the pumpkin patch. That's where all my kids grew up. "
As I listen, a kind of intimacy opens between the wizened-faced man and me.
"Tell her not to worry. I've got no complaints. I dance every night I can. "His eyes sparkle."Tell her to remember
Grandpa Jones. He died jogging —at 104. That gives me more than twenty years. Tell her...I think the world of her.
"His voice quivers. He gulps his beer, wipes his mouth.
Two blank lines remain on the second side of the paper. I pick up his limp arm, place my pen in his rigid hand, and squeeze his fingers. "You sign it," I urge.
To add leverage, he couches his left hand around his writing hand. I watch him etch each stroke. The scribble reads
"Jove Da. "I knew he means "Love, Dad. " The pen rolls out of his hand. His right arm flops to his side. With his left arm, he reaches a finger beneath his glasses, wipes a tear.
"Thanks," he says in a half-whisper, than clears his throat.
"No big deal. I write in this journal every day. "I pat his shoulder and leave, saying, "When the Blues Band plays next Saturday, you bring Suzie's address. I'll bring a stamped envelope. "
On the way home, I wept. I knew I had just written my Pulitzer Prize winner.
Shin and Barclay
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