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Lager Jim
Jim jr m went to the doctors and said......?
"Doctor Im having problems with s*x. i think my privates are too small."
The doctor asked him what he drinks when he goes to the pub.
"Er, lager," he replied, bemused.
"Ha, thats your problem," said the doctor. "Lager shrinks things. You should try drinking guinness instead -that makes things grow."
Two months later, Jim jr returned to the doctors with a big smile on his face. He shook the doctor warmly by the hand and thanked him.
"I take it you now drink guinness?" said the doctor.
"No," replied Jim jr, "But i've got the wife Myklia on lager."
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Lager $60.54 High Quality Content by WIKIPEDIA articles Lager is a type of beer that is brewed using bottom fermenting yeast at lower temperatures and for longer durations rather than those typically used to brew ales. In German, the term lager refers to storing a beer at cool temperatures and does not necessarily imply bottomfermentation. Pilsner, Bock, Dortmunder Export and Marzen are all styles of lager. Author: Miller, Frederic P./ Vandome, Agnes F./ McBrewster, John Binding Type: Paperback Number of Pages: 68 Publication Date: 2010/12/11 Language: English Dimensions: 6.00 x 9.02 x 0.16 inches |
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Travel U K Cities With Good Advice
Many travelers will follow the travel advice of a travel agent to travel UK cities in a very affordable manner. The advice they receive might recommend the best cities to stop in that offer low priced lodging locations that could put them up in a bed breakfast overnight or in a five star hotel that looks over the River Thames. After a good night's sleep and a good meal under their belt, a traveler will be very thankful to the travel agent for giving such good advice.
The travel agent will also advise on the best travel routes to take to get to the United Kingdom. These routes might take them through the northern parts of Scotland where the traveler will really enjoy the short layovers for a change. While at that location they can enjoy duty free shopping and have a pint of Scottish lager too. The travel agent might have advised to limit quantities of ale consumed to low quantities until they are safely at their final destination.
Some travel agents can offer advice about holiday travel in the United Kingdom that could save a traveler a lot of time. They can tell them when the banks will be closed and where they can get currency exchanged. Banks of Scotland, England and Wales close for holidays and with some good advice about the hours of operation a traveler is assured of never running out of cash that they need for lodging and miscellaneous living expenses.
Many cities post advice to travelers at major travel ports all over the city. A traveler might not have to rely on the advice of strangers to find their way through a city that they have never been to before. Many cities post maps at the entrance to subway stations that tell travelers what the names of all of the stops are along the routes that any smart traveler might take. Families can ensure that they stay together while they use these trains for shopping and can arrange a meeting point if they get separated at some point in the day.
A travel agent might provide good advice that travelers can use throughout the United Kingdom. The British telecom systems can be difficult to manage if a traveler does not have a good understanding about how country codes are used and what countries they are used for. A traveler is certainly going to want to make calls back to the United States and with some good advice, they will have plenty of British telecom phone cards that they can use to call home and tell friends and family members the sights that they have been seeing.
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