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Inch Bottle Bank
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Jim's eating in a restaurant and spots a gorgeous woman sitting all alone. He calls over his waiter and says, "Send that woman a bottle of your most expensive champagne, on me."
The waiter quickly brings the champagne over to the woman, and says, "Ma'am, this is from the gentleman over there."
She says to the waiter, "Please tell him that for me, to accept this champagne, he had better have a Mercedes in his garage, a million dollars in the bank, and eight inches in his pants."
The waiter delivers the message, and Jim says, "Please go back and tell her I have two Mercedes and a Mazda M6 in my garage, three million dollars in the bank, but I haven't even met her, so why the f**k would I cut off four inches?"
LMSIAOSFHISMS Flatterer you weren't supposed to tell you know it's only three and three quarter inches not four.
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Amscan 152653 11 in. Blue Bottle Bank $21.81 Start saving for your baby boy with this bottle bank. Includes (1) plastic blue bottle bank that measures approximately 11 High. It has a blue and white cover with a coin slot that measures approximately 1. 25 Wide. Bottom of the bottle is clear. Makes a great table decoration. Caution: Not recommended for children under 3 years old. |
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The Bank $19.99 The Bank - Poster |
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Bottle Bank by Pletts, Helen [Paperback] $18.19 Author: Pletts, Helen Binding Type: Paperback Number of Pages: 46 Publication Date: 2008/12/08 Language: English Dimensions: 9.02 x 5.98 x 0.14 inches |
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Ameriwood 30 Inch Wardrobe in Bank Alder Finish $165 Ameriwood - Wardrobe Armoires - 7208301BY - The Wardrobe from Ameriwood comes in a Bank Alder Finish and Brushed Nickel Handles, a perfect match for any room. It has adjustable Euro Hinges. It offers plenty of storage behind the doors, it includes one fixed shelf and one rod. Bank Alder Finish Brushed nickel handles Adjustable Euro hinges One fixed shelf and one rod behind cabinet door Constructed from particle board and metal It is easy to assemble with house hold toolsMade in USA Specifications: Overall product dimensions: 72-1/16H x 29-11/16W x 20-11/16D inches Weight: 118 lbs. |
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Professional BANK Button(Pack of 1) $7.99 This 2 inch Diameter dealer button has the word BANK engraved on both sides and highlighted in black. The thickness of the button is about 1/4 inch thick. This is the same one as used in the casino. |
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Bottle Warmer 10 Inches Height Doble Barrel(Pack of 6) $30.99 10 inch bottle warmer. |
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want to hear a funny joke?
I recently entered my favourite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at my regular table, I noticed a gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a nearby table.
I called the waiter over and asked for their best bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is mine.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at the wine and sends a note over to me.
Her note reads:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."
I, after reading her note, chuckled, and sent a note of my own back to her.
My note read:
"Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850 and a Mercedes 600 SL in my garage. I have over twenty-five million dollars in the bank. But not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off.
WOW! Absolutely Hilarious! The punch line is truly amazing! LMAO! Star for you!!!.
