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Beer Ice Fisherman
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a blonde fisherman?


A blonde man went ice fishing. He'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, he made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning his comfy stool, he started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

Startled, the blonde man moved further down the ice, swigged down a beer, and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

The blonde man, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, swigged down another beer, and tried again to cut his hole. The voice came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

He stopped, looked skyward, and said, " Is that you, Lord?"

The voice replied, "No, I'm the Ice-Rink Manager!"

this is the first blonde man joke i've read... that's so totally cool!



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Decorative and Specialty Candles

Do you like candles and want to sell them? If so, ponder selling decorative and specialty candles. Some makers of specialty candles sell them wholesale. Finding the ones that do opens this candle market for you. Let's see what you can find.

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About the Author

Tara Smith has been a business writer for the past 15 years contributing to many business periodicals.Read some of her articles about
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