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Floor tiles: Lay them right the first time, and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life!

Cool bags: Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

High heels: They`re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Horoscopes: They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Bank accounts: Without a lot of money, they don`t generate much interest.

Lawn mowers: If you`re not pushing one around, then you`re riding it.

Used cars: Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

Chocolate bars: They`re sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Holidays: They never seem to be long enough.

Mascara: They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Lava lamps: Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Cement: After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Blenders: You need one, but you don`t know why.

Toilets: Because they`re always either engaged, vacant or full of crap.