A bloke who was obviously the victim of a nasty accident comes staggering into the pub with both arms in plaster casts.
"I'll have a beer, thanks mate," he says to the barman.
"And could you hold it up yo my lips for me?"
"No worries," says the barman.
"couldn't light a ciggie for me, too could you?" asks the bloke
"Not a problem,"says the barman.
"Thanks, mate," says the bloke."Me wallets in me back pocket, if you'd like to get it out for me."
"There you go," says the barman.
"cheers," says the bloke."By the way, Where's the toilet?"
And with out hesitation, the barman say's "Go two blocks up the street, turn right and it's the second left."
Star if funny
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!*pat on da back* 4 u, dat was very good im so stealing that one to and sending it on to all my friends!!have a star and a great day!! Thanks 4 d laugh!
This Bud Light Lime pub table will soon be the highlight of your game room or bar!Features include: . 28 inch diameter x 1 inch thick solid wood1/8 inch scratch resistant UV protective acrylic top. Full color printed logo is protected by the acrylic top. Table top is trimmed with chrome plated banding. 42 inch high chrome base with foot restGreat for gifts and recreation decor.
This Bud Light pub table will soon be the highlight of your game room or bar!Features include: . 28 inch diameter x 1 inch thick solid wood1/8 inch scratch resistant UV protective acrylic top. Full color printed logo is protected by the acrylic top. Table top is trimmed with chrome plated banding. 42 inch high chrome base with foot restGreat for gifts and recreation decor.
Light up your game room with the colors of the Panthers with the Carolina Panthers National Football League Team Stained Glass Pub Light. This stained glass light fixture feature a silk screened Carolina Panthers logo that brightly glows when the light is turned on. This is a great way to infuse your game room or bar with the spirit of your favorite football team.
Light up your game room with the colors of the Bengals with the Cincinnati Bengals National Football League Team Stained Glass Pub Light. This stained glass light fixture feature a silk screened Cincinnati Bengals logo that brightly glows when the light is turned on. This is a great way to infuse your game room or bar with the spirit of your favorite football team.
Light up your game room with the colors of the Orioles with the Baltimore Orioles Major League Baseball Team Stained Glass Pub Light. This stained glass light fixture feature a silk screened Baltimore Orioles logo that brightly glows when the light is turned on. This is a great way to infuse your game room or bar with the spirit of your favorite baseball team.
Light up your game room with the colors of the Patriots with the New England Patriots National Football League Team Stained Glass Pub Light. This stained glass light fixture feature a silk screened New England Patriots logo that brightly glows when the light is turned on. This is a great way to infuse your game room or bar with the spirit of your favorite football team.
Light up your game room with the colors of the Bears with the Chicago Bears National Football League Team Stained Glass Pub Light. This stained glass light fixture feature a silk screened Chicago Bears logo that brightly glows when the light is turned on. This is a great way to infuse your game room or bar with the spirit of your favorite football team.
A unique option for the entryway, hallway or office, the Arroyo Craftsman Huntington Light Bar features the best of Prairie School design in its strong geometric shape. The glass is all handmade, handsomely framed by brass caging. Choose from a variety of organic finishes to match existing decor. Arroyo Craftsman, located in Baldwin Park, CA, handcrafts and custom-finishes lighting products for residential and commercial applications. The Arroyo Craftsman Huntington Light Bar is available with the following: Details: Handmade glass shadeBrass cagingRectangular wall plateOpen roof to dissipate heat UL ListedMade in the USAOptions: Glass: Almond Mica, Cream, Frosted, Gold White Iridescent (shown), or White Opalescent.Finish: Antique Copper, Bronze, Pewter (shown), or Raw Copper.Size: Large, Medium (shown), or Small.Lighting: Large option utilizes four 60 Watt 120 Volt Medium Base Incandescent lamps (not included).Medium option utilizes three 60 Watt 120 Volt Medium Base Incandescent lamps (not included).Small option utilizes two 60 Watt 120 Volt Medium Base Incandescent lamps (not included).Shipping: This is a custom product, made-to-order. For information regarding return or cancellation of custom products, please see our Terms and Conditions. Dimensions: Small Fixture: Width 20.87 In., Height 5.87 In., Depth 7 In. Medium Fixture: Width 26.87 In., Height 5.87 In., Depth 7 In. Large Fixture: Width 38.75 In., Height 5.87 In., Depth 7 In. Small Wall Plate: Length 18 In., Width 5.87 In. Medium Wall Plate: Length 24 In., Width 5.87 In. Large Wall Plate: Width 5.87 In., Length 35.87 In.
The Orleans 2 Light Bath Bar by Hudson Valley Lighting, is a neo-classic fixture set apart from the rest with its reeded tubing and pleated glass shade. Hudson Valley Lighting, located in Newburgh, NY, designs and manufactures vintage and contemporary lighting to exacting standards. The Orleans 2 Light Bath Bar by Hudson Valley Lighting is available with a Frost pleated glass diffuser and Satin Nickel finish. The Orleans 2 Light Bath Bar by Hudson Valley Lighting provides diffused lighting. It utilizes two 60 Watt 120 Volt medium base lamps (not included). Shipping: Shipping information will be emailed to you within two business days after placing an order. Dimensions: Fixture: Width 15 in., Depth 8 in., Height 14.75 in.
The Southport 5 Light Bath Bar by Hudson Valley Lighting, flatters any furnishings with its understated elegance and simplicity. Hudson Valley Lighting, located in Newburgh, NY, designs and manufactures vintage and contemporary lighting to exacting standards. The Southport 5 Light Bath Bar by Hudson Valley Lighting is available with the following options: Diffuser: Frost Glass Finish: Polished Chrome (shown), or Satin Nickel The Southport 5 Light Bath Bar by Hudson Valley Lighting provides diffused lighting. It utilizes five 75 Watt 120 Volt Halogen lamps (included). Shipping: This item usually ships within 3 to 5 business days. Dimensions: Fixture: Height 6 in., Width 31 in., Depth 4.5 in.
Account limit of 2098 requests per hour exceeded.
Canon HF s10 s100 HD low light bar scene - Breathless rapping live at Fins Pub
3 Types of Bar Seating
Putting the right bar chairs in your pub is essential in setting up the theme you want your bar to have and to accommodate as many customers as possible. There are various designs and types of bar chairs available that you can mix and match and put on the different corners of your bar.
Below are the 3 types of Bar Seating perfect for any type of Bar:
Traditional Chairs
Traditional bar chairs as the name implies are the ones we usually see in bars, pubs, and restaurants made out of wood. Joints are glued and pinned with leg connections glued and screwed for maximum stability.
Examples of traditional chairs include:
Tall Captain Chair. This one is usually placed at the bar area where the table is high. You can opt for light oak wood with polished seat for a homier feel.
Straight Leg mates. Available in dark oak finished and standard polished seat. Different seat colors are available depending on your preferences.
Country Chair. In antique pine finish and standard polished seat but you can also choose the fabric for upholstery if you want a more comfortable bar chair for your customers. Ideal for wining and dining.
Bar Stools
This type of bar seating incorporates Colonial stool, Chrome Art deco stool, 3 or 4 legged Cast Iron Colebrook dale or simple Stool, Tail Brass Rail Tool, amongst other type of bar chairs. Bespoke bar stools are also available in which you get to pick the fabric and finish of the stool.
Examples of Bar Stools include:
Small Stool with a hard top in dark oak finish
Tall Colonial Stool with Patterned Dralon Button upholstery in standard red tweed or selection of any fabric you want.
Chrome art deco stool with hard top or choose a fabric for upholstery.
Leather Sofa
More and more bar owners are opting to put one or more leather sofa in their pubs and restaurant because of the relaxing and comfortable feel it has that makes customer want to stay longer and order more food and drinks. This can be place in VIP or lounge rooms and other specific corners of your bar.
There are various designs and sizes of leather sofas available from one, two, or three seater up to long sofas that can fit in as many people as possible. Genuine leather sofa is expensive so you can opt to choose faux leather depending on your budget.