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Think he's a hypocrite? Ok, I was on a 2nd date with this guy we went to a bar/club we were not bf/gf yet?
just friends. We were there early and claimed a spot at the bar. A couple of hours after being there, my date dissapeared and his friend & I went to look for him and couldn't find him. Finally he re-surfaces and tells us this crazy story about how this bachelorette party came up to him and wanted to play this game, if they guessed what kind of underwear he was wearing they got to take them from him. They guessed right and he went into the bathroom and handed he drawers over. I thought this was funny cause he wasn't my bf it was just a stupid drunk move. Later I was really drunk and went to sit at our spot at the bar and there was a strange dude sitting there that I didn't see and I sat on him by accident, the guy grabbed my hip and was like "Yeah baby, gimme a lap dance" i tried to get up but he was holding me down on my hips, so I danced for like 3 secs then got up. My date got pissed and said I disrespected him and he left me there and I haven't talked to him since, Hypocritical?
Definitely hypocritical. I mean what was that about? If he acn do something like that so can you. It's not like he owns you. So can I have a lap dance?(Just kidding) Anyway, just froget about it. He's not worth it if he can't see you as equals.
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Preparing to get Bounced from A Bar or Nightclub…
Most people know when their time is up at a bar or nightclub. It generally starts with a spilled drink, a few stumbles and an uncanny ability to act like a piss head whenever a bouncer is nearby. Every bar and nightclub enthusiast has tried impressing the bouncers by ordering a water, spending time sitting down staring at the dance floor (or dance floors depending on how much you've had) or throwing up in the toilet however unfortunately these measures only delay the inevitable.
Despite the irony that bars and nightclubs would kick out customers who spend the most amount of money with them, overly intoxicated patrons do cause problems, whether it is to themselves or others. Statistically most fights occur when one or both parties has simply had way too much to drink.
So when the tap on the shoulder comes from the men in black you have 2 options. Either you can accept your fate and head to Macca's or you can put up a fight (either verbally or physically).
In regards to the verbal option, by all means give this a go. There is nothing more funny then watching a wasted guy or girl plead their innocence to an indifferent bouncer. Some of the funniest things to ever happen at a bar or nightclub involved the slurring proclamations of only having 3 drinks, despite the fact its 1am in the morning and can't stand up. To those who want to take a verbal stand about being bounced from a bar or nightclub, keep up the good fight.
For those bar and nightclub enthusiasts that choose to take the physical option, be that a simple refusal to leave or the fisty cuffs, we'd strongly recommend this option.
To start with, you are drunk, they are bigger then you and you aren't the 1st person to ever try and act tough.
Bouncers are trained to deal with drunk and aggressive patrons, and if you antagonise them enough, chances are they will be looking forward to using one of the many techniques they know to "coerce" you into leaving the premise.
So in light of this, here are just some of the many ways bouncers are trained to make you leave bars and nightclubs.
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That is so funny.